He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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