I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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