I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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