My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
