Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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