She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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