i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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