what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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