I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I smell stomach acid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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