Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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