He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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