Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize