Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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