Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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