some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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