don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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