is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Randomize