I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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