Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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