North Korea, Best Korea!
You smell like stripper and shame
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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