Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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