I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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