I want to make a zoo with you.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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