I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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