Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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