Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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