my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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