Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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