I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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