I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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