I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
