I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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