I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
