so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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