dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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