oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
