i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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