I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
only if we run a train.
done.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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