Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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