i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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