That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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