Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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