Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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