i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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