wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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