How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i may or may not be watching the land before time
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
