He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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