love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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