I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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