you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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