come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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