i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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