I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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