i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Couch. On fire.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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