Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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