I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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